Country Lifestyle Enthusiast Prints

Farmers and Parson

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"You're famous, Angus."

Cow and Milk

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

About time!

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Home Sweet Second Home.

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."