Country Living Enthusiasts Prints

Proud parent praise their child

I hate autumn!

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

I fart more than that!

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

High Riders of the Old West

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"You're famous, Angus."

"Relax. They're just crows."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

About time!

An English Gold Field

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Home Sweet Second Home.

Clandestine cows.

Last Chance for Everything.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

"I like friut flies!"

'Did you want me, boss?'