Country Living Lover Prints

Irrigation or recreation?: 'You sould have been here yesterday, they were really biting.'

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

'Small, medium or large?'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

A recurring crisis at the Farkinski farm

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

Horse has sticker on rear end that says 'Honk if you want a kick in the windscreen'. Other horse says, 'Nice bumper sticker.'

The Farmer

'Boy, Mommie, I'm sure glad you're not a working mother.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'We can't afford the two property lifestyle'

Farm Business.

'For taxes, bad weather, rising expenses, etc.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

I fart more than that!

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

"Relax. They're just crows."