Country Life Connoisseur Pillows

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"Black or white, Vicar?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

French wine

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

High Riders of the Old West

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

Farmer and FIsherman

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

"Relax. They're just crows."

"You're famous, Angus."

Cow and Milk

About time!

"That was definitely mine."

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

'Yes, Jeb, they do resemble the cow's symptoms...'

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

Home Sweet Second Home.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.