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"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

I fart more than that!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

High Riders of the Old West

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Farmer and FIsherman

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk

"You're famous, Angus."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4