Country Lifestyle Gifts

"Ernie's full service salon and day spa."

"Suddenly, this whole cowboy thing seems like some kind of sad, empty charade."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

High Riders of the Old West

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

I fart more than that!

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Look at the size of that fork. She must be very hungry!

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

Farmers' Warnings.

Cow and Milk