Countryside Life Gifts

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

A Consideration Certainly

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Rabbit ripping off a cows attire.

Jaeger

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Life is great' down on the farm.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Allotment

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

Farm Humor.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Mother Nature

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

'How very Cumbria.'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"