Countryside Life Gifts

"Fancy a game of Risk?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

A Consideration Certainly

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

Rabbit ripping off a cows attire.

Jaeger

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Allotment

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

'Boy, watch out for that pursestring suture!'

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Country Bumpkin.

Mother Nature

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

'How very Cumbria.'

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They’re real."

"Your momma lied to you, boy."