Countryside Gifts

"This is the life eh.?"

"So the goverments intent of stamping out rural crime.."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I'd like to thank Ed for not cutting the grass and farmer Moley, who didn't slaughter me."

'They just don't understand country ways. Next they'll ban us from sleeping with our sisters'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Urban Expansion

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'That settles it, we're not ducks!'

"What's so special about seeing a horse box?"

Country Bumpkin.

'What's the night life-like?

"You've been eating that 'special' grass again, haven't you?"

I'm a Smart-Cow!

"This is a rough neighbourhood!"

County Arborist truck runs of road into the only tree for miles around.

"Oh lord, I think we're in a Japanese horror movie!"

'For what we are about to receive...'

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

Cow longing for grass while crawling like a thirsty man in the desert.

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

Miserable horse looking at fat woman who is heading straight for him.

An English Gold Field

"I think I've just worked out the reason why we don't sit like this..!"

View of English countryside.

Testing...testing...one, two, three...

Rural Life - Uninvited guests

This View Courtesy Agrifeed Chemicals.

'Hey Wayne!'

Look at those beautiful fields Mavis, completely ruined by cow shit.'

huntsman with hounds