Countryside Appreciation Gifts

People fishing and relaxing

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Country Bumpkin.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

Mother Nature

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Static cling."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

A Venus cow trap.

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

An English Gold Field

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"