Countryside Aficionado Gifts

A farmer and his workers

Get on with it!

"The third wedding anniversary gift is leather. You have any size 18 cows for sale?"

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Farmer and FIsherman

"Static cling."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Westminster's over, Shep-it's all about possums now."

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

"Relax. They're just crows."

Twitter that!

"You're famous, Angus."

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

An English Gold Field

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

Dear Farmer Brown - we really don't like you. The Animals.

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

'Now, just repeat the injections three times daily and avoid any stress.'

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

I've been doing sit-ups!