Countryside Appreciation Mugs

People fishing and relaxing

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Country Bumpkin.

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'How very Cumbria.'

Mother Nature

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"Static cling."

"You say that using a colicky horse to pull you out of the mud may actually help his colic?"

A Venus cow trap.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Get on with it!

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"We should get out to the country more often."

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

An English Gold Field

"My family argues so much over living in the city or country that it makes me feel like pulled pork."

The Near Outback: Lenny and Samantha

Mummy?!

'Cows have bells because their horns don't work.'

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"