Countryside Charm Appreciator Mugs

Builders discussing a new chimney

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Get on with it!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

'Oh God I hope that bunch of rednecks aren't waving at me!'

'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

The Cattle show Week.

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

Bird Song.

"Well, well, looks like we got ourselves a coupla city types here, and a couple more city types right behind 'em, and a whole mess o' city types transferrin' to the Queens-bound F train."

Impressive! (Cow has stinky smoke signals).

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

St Bernard Toilet Holder

The countryside haircut gets quite the haircut at this time of year, doesn't it?

Caution - Poet at work

Scarecrow

People fishing and relaxing

"Excuse me, have you seen a large gent with a red coat and face to match."

'Bearing in mind how he protected the Armed Forces and the NHS, I think we're in deep trouble.'

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

Chasing Dreams.

'Hey Wayne!'

Bloomin' moths!

A Hunter Lokking For Birds To Shoot.

Urban Squirrels

Something above the common