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"So the goverments intent of stamping out rural crime.."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"I'd like to thank Ed for not cutting the grass and farmer Moley, who didn't slaughter me."

'They just don't understand country ways. Next they'll ban us from sleeping with our sisters'

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Urban Expansion

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

'That settles it, we're not ducks!'

'What's the night life-like?

"What's so special about seeing a horse box?"

Country Bumpkin.

"You've been eating that 'special' grass again, haven't you?"

County Arborist truck runs of road into the only tree for miles around.

"This is a rough neighbourhood!"

Knock Down - This Billboard only $495.

"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"

'Now where did i leave that needle?' Haystacks. One more reason junkies hardly ever hang out in the country.

Rural Life - Uninvited guests

An English Gold Field

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

This one needs re-booting!

'For what we are about to receive...'

Never give your cattle access to the farm photocopier.

This View Courtesy Agrifeed Chemicals.

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

Miserable horse looking at fat woman who is heading straight for him.

Wow, I don't know why we don't sit down like this more often!

'Hey Wayne!'

huntsman with hounds

'Sometimes if things blow onto the canvas I just leave em there.'

Sign's there for a reason, pal!

"You are sooooo 'grazed!'"

View of English countryside.

"I think I've just worked out the reason why we don't sit like this..!"

Look at those beautiful fields Mavis, completely ruined by cow shit.'