Countryside Living T-Shirts

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

I've changed a bit since that photo was taken!

Once a big time corporate higher flyer . . . Max was now living the dream on his alpaca farm.

No need to thank me ma'am. Just doing my job!

A Fox Hunter gets Angry with a Scarecrow.

The Scented Piece Of Cloth And Hounds Pub

'Ah-ha! I thought I could smell grass!'

'So I guess it's New Year!'

Pull up Daisy! You're going too deep!

Glad we moved out of the City

Restroom for guests only - Rustic Lodge management,

'Here's a nice one, 'The Oaks', but where are the oaks?'

'I've gone for the countryside look.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

'It's my fault! I asked for expresso!'

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

Cottage cupcakes.

'Do you know there's a baby born in this city every minute?' - 'Don't look at me, I live in the country.'

That's the worst case of 'cow arse' I've seen in a child!

A cow stands at a farm selling fresh milk.

Florence and her baaarcode

"It's amazing what you can buy online."

"There's been a few changes since I was last here."

"About a year ago, we stopped heating with wood. I think that's when we began to realize we didn't really have much in common."

Fat Pigs.

"Last time anyone hear tell of an elevator stopping in these parts was 1993 or so. . ."

"I'm sorry, Marvin. I can only spend so much time off the grid."

"One more crack about bumpkin architecture and I'm taking you to the cruel, cruel sea."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"Whoa. Jeff. You snagged your sweater."

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

"I'm what you call a 'Ruralsexual'."

Rural Studies - Yeomanry Going To Drill.

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia