Countryside Walks Gifts

Hitchhikers

Too posh for Cookham!

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Humans...What is their purpose?

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Country Bumpkin.

'How very Cumbria.'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Mother Nature

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

Walkers

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Get on with it!

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Static cling."