Rural Walks Gifts

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

Walkers

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

Danger Falling Leaves

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"See those birch trees on the other side of the pond? That’s the exact spot where your mother first called me an idiot."

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

People of the Fall

'I think we're lost, next time I'm leading.'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Collective unconscious.

"The fragrance of the pines alloys so wonderfully with that dead carcass I'm about to roll in."