Rural Landscapes Gifts

"Walter! What brings you out to the Ohio office?"

Artist Satying in the Country

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Humans...What is their purpose?

'Little Yank' Calf Puller.

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Cow jumping over the moonshine.

"It turns out crows find a bunch of dead crows more frightening than a man made out of hay."

Farm Humor.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Country Bumpkin.

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Mother Nature

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

I fart more than that!

"They’re real."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

'Must really be a terrible headache you've got there, Doctor.'