Landscapes Gifts

'Ah, for the good old days when geologists worked outdoors.'

I thought you brought the camera!

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

The Great Wall of France

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

'And this is the Arizona Desert, painstakingly reconstructed right in the middle of London.'

Paint by Numbers.

'You're right, they look a lot bigger from the road...'

Pot of gold at end of rainbow has a financial advisor with it.

"If we were still in the city we wouldn't appreciate this as much."

A man looks at the shape of some mountains in the distance and is reminded of a line graph.

'Would anyone be terribly upset if I leave out that silly lighthouse?'

'Hey Wayne!'

God's Miracles.

Ewe-topia - An imaginary perfect place where Ewes exist, their version of Utopia.

Landscape Painter

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Artist Painting the Road

Artist and mountains

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

'Notice the flowing river, the welcoming tide, the swirling streams, and the raging torrents in the background. See the threatening rain, oh and the puddles in the foreground...'

'A lovely area, but not enough waiters!'

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

Scenic View.

Motor Tourism

"All of P.J.'s landscapes look vaguely similar."

Artist's Perspective

"My art is bigger than life."

"Jeffrey! Jeffrey! You're making a scene!"

"I used to be useless at landscapes."

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

Colouring fun

"My mum won a prize at the agricultural show too! Her painting got first prize for landscape painting in the arts and crafts division..."