Landscape Gifts

Rhino Art

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Well, the drought is over."

"I see a horse down there." "No, looks like a cow, man."

Leaking Art

J. M. W. Turner

Mountain goat looking through view finder.

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Painted Desert.

"I specialize in snapping the Aurora Borealis and selling prints online..."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Busy Gardener

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

Painting clouds

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Doing the borders.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

(Camel paintings)

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.