Landscape Art Gifts

Tree Painting

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

Artist painting in the rain.

Rural Cityscape

Never criticise his creative efforts...

(Camel paintings)

Landscape with bootsale

Artist in Residence

"This landscape from his later period has a series of planes receding into the distance...the clouds which resemble little doggies."

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Busy Gardener

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Hither and Yon sign

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Nature Lovers

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"Valet park only"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."