Landscape Lover Gifts

A Wisconsin Cheesescape

Echo echo.

We have shade trees sign in window of garden supply. We have rakes in window of hardware store.

A Socialist Giving A Speech With No Audience.

Getting ready for spring

'Would anyone be terribly upset if I leave out that silly lighthouse?'

How do you want your new garden to look? Hmm

Then and Now: Building over parks.

"Your talent's wasted here. You could be painting my kitchen."

"Any impressionists in this crowd?"

"You see, I told you it was worth the climb! Your first 'bird's eye view'. . ."

Car follows a truck with a beautiful landscape painted on the back.

'Notice the flowing river, the welcoming tide, the swirling streams, and the raging torrents in the background. See the threatening rain, oh and the puddles in the foreground...'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Terrainspotters.

"It could do with a water feature."

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

Norfolk, "May I borrow your spirit level ?"

Scenic View.

Artist paints his Paint Palettes.

'We're thinking of laying down crazy paving.'

J. M. W. Turner

'We don't want any ugly wind farms spoiling the natural beauty round here!'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

Garden and landscape design

"This is amazing! From way up here all the fields look just like a giant patchwork quilt!"

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Just gonna go and play out on the grass..."

Nature Lovers

Hither and Yon sign

Boys inspect an artist's painting

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Meanwhile...in Albania