Living Room Landscape Enthusiast Gifts

Plein Air Painting: Quarantine Edition

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Hither and Yon sign

The Adventures of God

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

"Set already!"

Snow Bridge.

Rating the Sunset

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

"I can’t come to bed yet. I have bulbs to plant."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

J. M. W. Turner

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Someday, all this will be infrastructure."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

'Sightseer at scenic overlook sees many 'Echo Canyon' signs trailing across the canyon.'

Artist paints an artist.

"Well, the drought is over."

I paint landscapes to cleanse my palette.

Meanwhile...in Albania