Landscape Design Aficionado Gifts

A tree that refuses to conform.

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

Plant Lady

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Painting taking root...

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Hither and Yon sign

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Adventures of God

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Motor Tourism

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

The Garden

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'