Landscape Design Aficionado Gifts

A tree that refuses to conform.

Hollywood Sign Developers

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Plant Lady

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Gardener

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

Hither and Yon sign

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

The Adventures of God

Painting taking root...

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Motor Tourism

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

The Garden

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Flowers wearing sunglasses.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'