Landscape Design Gifts

"I shouldn't have spent so much on the fake rock. It makes the house look cheap."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"It's a fantastic design.It looks very mystical!""Actually I copied it from the logo of a road haulage company."

Garden and landscape design

Hollywood Sign Developers

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Plant Lady

(Camel paintings)

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'