Landscape Design Prints

"I shouldn't have spent so much on the fake rock. It makes the house look cheap."

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

'Don't wear that shirt in the garden dear. Roses don't fit in with my planting scheme'

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

"It's a fantastic design.It looks very mystical!""Actually I copied it from the logo of a road haulage company."

Garden and landscape design

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Busy Gardener

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener attacked by plants.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

(Camel paintings)

"First time pruning?"

Plant Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

An Unexpected Guest.

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"