Landscape Architect Gifts

I trust you have planning permission! (Golfer in a bunker).

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

'We've had complaints about your sensory garden for the blind.'

The scenic spot you are now viewing is 100% natural.

Greenfingers.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

"Here's my plan. We grow our roots for 30 years until they crack the cement, which dismantles the fence. Then we just push it ove and make a break for it. You in?"

'Of course if we left the land to itself it would revert to woodland anyway. But where's the profit in that?'

Welcome to the countryside...

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

Environment Friendly House.

Tree Painting

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'That plant food really works!'

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'A man from the council's here about our roof garden...'

urban agriculture

saving water

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

'Unfortunately, Mr.Beckons, your son Dean is very allergic to grass. . .'

Litterbox Landscaping. Two cats discuss cat box landscaping.

Topiary Snafu.

"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Flower watching a gardening programme.

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

Industrial Beautification van

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

God's Subcontractors

"I would have done this differently."