Landscape Artisan Gifts

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Hollywood Sign Developers

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener attacked by plants.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Plant Lady

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Doing the borders.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Yardless: Please help

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

Cats and gardens.