Landscape Artisan Mugs

Leaf blowers at dawn.

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

(Camel paintings)

Painting clouds

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

Doing the borders.

Plant Lady

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

"He loves his leaf blower."