Artful Landscapers Mugs

Never criticise his creative efforts...

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

(Camel paintings)

Gardener

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Mulch madness"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'Hey, are you like me? Do you hate mowing around trees? ell, then THIS is the machine for you!'

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Weeds

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

Watering the garden gnome

The Scottish Lawn

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Zenboni

Industrial Beautification van

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Flower sniffer