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Never criticise his creative efforts...

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

(Camel paintings)

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

'Congratulations! Our yard's been declared a national wilderness area!'

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"Mulch madness"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

Weeds

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

The Scottish Lawn

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Watering the garden gnome

Zenboni

Industrial Beautification van

Leaf blowers at dawn.

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

Flower sniffer

"She's had a lot of work done."