Creative Landscaper Mugs

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Yardless: Please help

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Cats and gardens.

The Last Leaf