Creative Landscaper Mugs

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

Doing the borders.

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

"I do miss trees but I don't miss the raking."

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."

The Last Leaf

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