Leisure Landscaper Mugs

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener attacked by plants.

Doing the borders.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

"First time pruning?"

Gardener

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Yardless: Please help

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

God's Subcontractors

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Cats and gardens.