Laid-back Landscaper Mugs

'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'

Gardening Tools

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Music Seed

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Mulch madness"

Industrial Beautification van

Man types with beer on his computer.

Gone to seed.

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Louse and garden...

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

"The cat was there."

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

"Sloth!"

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

Never criticise his creative efforts...

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."

Leaf Blower Showdown.

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'