Laid-back Landscaper T-Shirts

'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'

Gardening Tools

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Music Seed

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"Mulch madness"

Industrial Beautification van

Man types with beer on his computer.

Gone to seed.

Louse and garden...

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

I know hard work pays off in the long run, but goofing off has such immediate rewards!

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Little Dutch boy tends tulip plant

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

"The cat was there."

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

'What am I doing? Well, I'd planned on going to the office and goofing off...then I remembered I'm retired.'

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"Sloth!"

'Bugleweed makes a nice ground cover, and you don't have to set your alarm.'

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'It's incredible what you can grow in a plot of ground that's only one foot square!'

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

Never criticise his creative efforts...

'The plants aren't doing very well but your father isn't letting it get him down.'

'We're slowly disappearing, Marty. Shouldn't we do something?'

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

Leaf Blower Showdown.

"Of course the best way to lay compost is to get someone else to do it..."