Lighthearted Landscaper T-Shirts

'The bird bath is broken.'

Neighbor Leaf Wars

The Music Seed

Make your resolutions achievable.

Sperm Whale.

"Weeds are like kids. They grow up so fast."

Industrial Beautification van

The stuff of Legend.

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

Hedgecutter cutting a hedge 'key' into a hedge 'door'

Clown watering his flowers.

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

"The cat was there."

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"

Shepard and sheep on toop of sky scaper

'He grew on me and he's been watering himself ever since!'

The world's first riding lawn mower.

'So what's all this I hear about you installing an interesting water feature in your garden?'

"$100? What are you doing ... fracking your own gas?"

Pear Lights

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Look out! Daisy's done a flaoter!

Keep Off The Plastic Grass

"Don't worry about that, the staff can't seem to keep anything alive around here."

"Have you been talking to the flowers again?"

'And this is our geodesic gnome.'

'Barry's turned his tunnel vision condition to his advantage.'

The Talking Cloche.

Gardening Tools

'Let's see the weeds get up through that!'