Futuristic Landscaper Mugs

LawnGrazer 3000; The Solar Powered, Remote Controlled Lawnmower

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Gardener

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"Mulch madness"

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

'There are some good things about a vegetable garden. Dirt at your fingertips, for instance.'

Weeds

"Ooh, another unsuspecting victim."

Industrial Beautification van

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."

'Hey, if they can grow in Michigan...'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

Hydroponic Gardening

'You and I are going to have a long talk when I get you home.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

Flower sniffer

"The latest news on the gardening fashion front is 'Ditch the decking'!"

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

Sophisticated garden - low maintenance garden

"How long do they live? Watering them is costing us a fortune."

Hedge Car

"You make me feel 'hole'."

'This computerized herd management is getting out of control.'

F&E Landscape Architects. Ground cover plants are the Peter Pan of landscape design. The never "grow up"!

Wave of new developers following the tide of distributors.

A woman has mini scarecrows in here flower garden.

'Well Miss Pearson, this flood resistant GM Maize you've developed is pure genius. Giving it gills was a masterstroke'

'Sewer farm - 100% organic'

"Charles! Enough with the mulch!"