Landscape Architect Mugs

I trust you have planning permission! (Golfer in a bunker).

'Your yard is starting to mess with my livingroom.'

'We've had complaints about your sensory garden for the blind.'

The scenic spot you are now viewing is 100% natural.

Greenfingers.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'Of course if we left the land to itself it would revert to woodland anyway. But where's the profit in that?'

Welcome to the countryside...

Some buildings are just not meant to have roof gardens.

Environment Friendly House.

Tree Painting

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

'That plant food really works!'

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

'A man from the council's here about our roof garden...'

urban agriculture

saving water

"Before I start. . . . are you sure pruning doesn't violate the tree's rights?"

"I would have done this differently."

God's Subcontractors

Flower watching a gardening programme.

Litterbox Landscaping. Two cats discuss cat box landscaping.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Gosh,no wonder you're having problems with your vegetables,dad.Round cabbages next to pointed leeks is very bad Feng Shui!"

'...and this is the water garden...'

Industrial Beautification van

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"I wanted something classical, he wanted a vegetable garden, so we compromised..."

Topiary Snafu.

Psychic to Leylandii tree - 'You will reach great heights.'

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

"One two tree"

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

The Hanging Gardens of Shoreham