Landscape Architecture Mugs

I trust you have planning permission! (Golfer in a bunker).

Head Gardener

Hollywood Sign Developers

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Busy Gardener

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Painting clouds

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Gardener

Doing the borders.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Plant Lady

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

God's Subcontractors

Painting taking root...

I want to rip out our lawn and plant a wild meadow. And I want lost of well-mown grass. What do you recommend? Nursery open. Just a sec. I'll check with my dad. No way! Tree's Tree Nursery. I'm not suggesting a marriage counselor!

Award Winning Gardener