Landscape Architecture Pillows

I trust you have planning permission! (Golfer in a bunker).

Head Gardener

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Painting clouds

"First time pruning?"

Doing the borders.

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Gardener

(Camel paintings)

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

Sale! Weed Whackers

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Award Winning Gardener

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.