Landscape Design Enthusiast Pillows

"It's a fantastic design.It looks very mystical!""Actually I copied it from the logo of a road haulage company."

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Plant Lady

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"