Landscape Appreciator Mugs

Paint by Numbers.

Motor Tourism

Hollywood Sign Developers

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

The Busy Gardener

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Plant Lady

Doing the borders.

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

Painting clouds

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

An Unexpected Guest.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Snow flake

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

God's Subcontractors

"I'm losing my patience with you."

"Do you see that inexplicably beautiful hydrangea over there?… Nature calls."