Landscape Critic Mugs

"Too much beige."

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Doing the borders.

Plant Lady

Gardener

Painting clouds

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Hither and Yon sign

Painting taking root...

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Greenfingers.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

The Garden

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."