Landscape Artist Gifts

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Busy Gardener

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Watering the garden gnome

"Are you planting this tree in China?"

A man painting a suggestive rock formation

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

Stonehedge

We're building someone's raised garden beds? Yup. Then planting them and installing a water system. Tree's Trees. How much do they cost? Here's the price list. So about $500 per tomato. You can't buy them for that at the store! Tree's Trees.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"These hostas are out of control!"

Hollywood Sign Developers

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Plant Lady

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

(Camel paintings)

Gardener

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.