Landscape Artist Gifts

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

The Busy Gardener

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

Watering the garden gnome

"Are you planting this tree in China?"

A man painting a suggestive rock formation

Artist, sitting in front of a sign identifying a bridge as a draw bridge, draws the bridge.

"I'm desperate, John. Please lend me your lawnmower."

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'...We go away for a long weekend - we get back and the garden's gone wild.'

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

false perspective in the garden (based on M C Escher)

Stonehedge

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

"These hostas are out of control!"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener attacked by plants.

Painting clouds

Gardener

(Camel paintings)

Plant Lady

Doing the borders.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.