Landscape Photographer Gifts

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Hollywood Sign Developers

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Busy Gardener

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Gardener

Plant Lady

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

(Camel paintings)

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"First time pruning?"

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

An Unexpected Guest.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.