Landscape Photographer Gifts

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Busy Gardener

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener attacked by plants.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Gardener

Doing the borders.

(Camel paintings)

Plant Lady

Painting clouds

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

An Unexpected Guest.

Yardless: Please help

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

God's Subcontractors