Landscape Photography Gifts

Heaven's Way

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Valet park only"

"Honey, I'm standing on a rock overlooking the most peaceful view, and I'll remain here until I'm rescued..."

'I just think it's been badly art directed, that's all.'

Artist angry at jogger running through his painting.

"Smile!"

Boat Illusion

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Busy Gardener

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

(Camel paintings)

Gardener

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Hither and Yon sign

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Motor Tourism

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

The Adventures of God

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'