Landscape Gardening Gifts

"I bet Alan Titchmarsh wouldn't have stood on that rake."

"Is that what we pay him seven and six an hour for."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Prize vegetables.

The Busy Gardener

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

"I built this tree house for my kids. But it's so private, I've decided to use it as my home office."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

A Good Batch.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

baby sweetcorn...

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

So Close..

"Too crowded. Let's go."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

The Environmentalist

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''