Landscape Appreciation Gifts

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Too much beige."

No caption. (Two artists sit in front of a mountainous landscape. One artist frames a mountain with his fingers while the other frames the location with a Smartphone).

Frying sausages by the sea.

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

'Once in a while, I fly around in the daytime: The colours are so amazingly beautiful...'

Tub Canyon

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Artist paints his Paint Palettes.

'Tuscany . . . looks like a footballer's hair-do.'

Robot and sun

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Zoo.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Gardener

(Camel paintings)

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

Painting clouds

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Yardless: Please help

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Rose Garden

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.