Landscape Appreciation T-Shirts

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"What, may I ask, does landscape have to do with gender?"

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Too much beige."

Frying sausages by the sea.

A leafless tree catches shooting stars in its branches.

'Once in a while, I fly around in the daytime: The colours are so amazingly beautiful...'

Tub Canyon

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

Artist paints his Paint Palettes.

'Tuscany . . . looks like a footballer's hair-do.'

Robot and sun

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

The Zoo.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Gardener

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Painting clouds

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

(Camel paintings)

Doing the borders.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Rose Garden

Yardless: Please help

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)