Viewing Landscapes T-Shirts

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Painting clouds

Doing the borders.

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Motor Tourism

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Hither and Yon sign

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Nature Lovers

"Valet park only"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Rating the Sunset

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Set already!"

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Hotel Room

J. M. W. Turner

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".