Viewing Landscapes Prints

'Do you suppose this was engineered by Halliburton?'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Doing the borders.

Painting clouds

Man cutting hedge next to two heads impaled on sticks. Signs beneath say 'You missed a bit' and 'You can do mine next'.

Motor Tourism

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

The Adventures of God

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Hither and Yon sign

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Valet park only"

Nature Lovers

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

"Al emerged from his man cave and saw crabgrass. That means 6 months of obsessing about crabgrass."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Scenic View offers mountain with cherry on top.

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

"Set already!"

Rating the Sunset

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

J. M. W. Turner

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,